(Source: sarahstarhoward)
R.I.P. James Gandolfini
(Source: blacktweedcoat)
Every school should show this.
“Wow, life is hard.”
“No it’s not, Lisa. Alright, look. If you just remember to; keep your genitals out of harm’s way, don’t chase money, and refrain from littering, you’ll be a winner! “
(via blog-soup)
This is a real ad.
Yoohooo…Voldemort…I’m home!
(via 4gifs)
I'm sorry I had to fight in the middle of your Black Panther party. Ignorance is Bliss. You can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which hand fills up faster. You can polish a turd up real nice, but it’ll never be anything other than a turd. You can't polish a turd but you can cover it in glitter. Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it. -Bubba
SORRY
i love donuts. they’re not self-centered at all.
“daddy where do babies come from” “we just don’t know, sweetie…*peers through blinds, the sky is...
