get that cactus some Bro juice STAT!

get that cactus some Bro juice STAT!

velcrosuit:

New Girl is quickly becoming my new favourite thing to watch

velcrosuit:

New Girl is quickly becoming my new favourite thing to watch

Nick’s recipe for Bro Juice: Empty 1 bottle each of vodka, Everclear and fruit punch into a large cooler. Add a heaping cup of despair, anxiety, and self-loathing. Stir the liquids together until they are thoroughly combined.

Nick’s recipe for Bro Juice: Empty 1 bottle each of vodka, Everclear and fruit punch into a large cooler. Add a heaping cup of despair, anxiety, and self-loathing. Stir the liquids together until they are thoroughly combined.