get that cactus some Bro juice STAT!
Nick’s recipe for Bro Juice: Empty 1 bottle each of vodka, Everclear and fruit punch into a large cooler. Add a heaping cup of despair, anxiety, and self-loathing. Stir the liquids together until they are thoroughly combined.
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Ignorance is Bliss.
You can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which hand fills up faster.
You can polish a turd up real nice, but it’ll never be anything other than a turd.
You can't polish a turd but you can cover it in glitter.
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